Love Bites!!

"My girlfriend loves me so much that she decided to kiss me from behind".

This is the line i came up with at the coffee table after she accidently crashed into my car on the way to the coffee shop and mentioned to her that i should put this up on my blog.

She came up with one better;

"My girfriend hate's me so much that she decided to bang me from behind"

The amusing part, not a scratch on either cars. and i was under the impression my bumper fell off!! ;)

Whoops!!

Ignorance

"The Reverse Bungee (or catapult bungee, or Ejector Seat) is a modern type of fairground ride that was invented by Troy Griffin in 1995. His dream was to create a safer, yet more extreme bungee jumping experience.

The ride consists of two telescopic gantry towers mounted on a platform, feeding two elastic ropes down to a two person passenger car constructed from an open sphere of tubular steel. The passenger car is secured to the platform with an electro-magnetic latch as the elastic ropes are stretched. When the electromagnet is turned off, the passenger car is catapulted vertically with a g-force of 3-5, reaching an altitude of between 50 and 80 metres (180-260 ft).

The passenger sphere is free to rotate between the two ropes, giving the riders a chaotic and disorienting ride. After several bounces, the ropes are relaxed and the passengers are lowered back to the launch position"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_bungee

Not for the faint hearted my friends. My ignorance about me loving heights ended here. More about that later.

Verdict after the experience: Knowing the path and walking the path, two totally different things!! :)

Stop Hoping for a Completion of anything in life

Most men make the error of thinking that one day it will be done. They think, "If I can work enough, then one day I could rest." Or, "One day my woman will understand something and then she will stop complaining." Or, "I'm only doing this now so that one day I can do what I really want with my life." The masculine error is to think that eventually things will be different in some fundamental way. They won't. It never ends. As long as life continues, the creative challenge is to tussle, play, and make love with the present moment while giving your unique gift.

Ref: the way of a superior man

Why do men feel the need to get married early??

Some years ago....
Like all mothers, a certain mother was trying to convince his son to get married. And this is the explanation he came up with.
Most bachelors in India are sex starved. And hence they have raging hormones in their heads and agree to the whole wedding scene as soon there is some kind of financial security. Since I am not sex starved and have no raging hormones in my head, I think I am going to pass on that option for now.

Mothers expression: “Stumped and scandalized at the same moment”

As a consquence, she has given up pushing any of her sons to get married... :)

Why do people stop networking when they are in a committed relationship?

Only to realize that after they break up, they can complain about how much they sacrificed when they were in one. Most people are pretty much lost when they have exited from their relationships. Reason being, they never had a healthy relationship in the first place.

Couple of pointers
Staying friends with people of opposite genders – healthy
Flirting with them – Unhealthy
Meeting new people of opposite genders – Healthy
Lying to them about your relationship/Marital status – Unhealthy
Getting their number for future reference when the relationship/marital status changes – Healthy

The pitch I am going for is very simple.
Love your partner and treat the other like a prince/princess, but always prepare for the eventuality. Always have your back up plan sorted. It’s easier to move on and saves your friends a lot of time and trouble.
This way we can also stop an end to the ‘men are dogs and women are bitches’ debate. Who are we kidding?? Men and Women can't live with each other and at the same time can’t live without each other.

Tales of April and August!! - 2

April cheerful about something August did for her say’s to him;
April: (Overjoyed) Thank you so much!! I love it!!
August: (Pleased with himself) I am glad you liked it
April: (Grinning)
August: you seem to like everything I do these days
April: (Blushing and approvingly) yea!!
August: (Playfully) here s the thing, either you are fibbing or I am just too good. U choose??
April: Disgusting!! Go Away!! (With a smile on her face, walks away)
August: (trying to catch up with her, grinning!!) What!! What did I say!!
April: (wide grin) That considering it is me, you should have known i would have picked fibbing anyday.
August: (With an even wider grin) OUCH!!
And the playfulness between them continues….

U can never be too careful!!

In lieu of Shiney Ahuja`s case that’s on currently..... Many innocent men are being jailed after being accused of rape.To avoid being accused of rape (if she has consented) the criminal system has proposed that there be a consentForm to be signed by the woman before sexual Intercourse. This will protect men from being accused Of rape when a woman has given and later decides to lay rape charges.To all men, have this form in hand when you visit women (whether your fiancé or not). You may print copies for your use.Pls open the attachment for the form. Ladies cooperate and sign the form.




PS : Amused as i am, a certain Miss XYZ forwarded this mail and wanted me to take copies of the contract and get it signed by the screwee when the circumstances arose!!
And I am wondering, Why me??? LOL!!