Porno buddies

Dirty as the title may be, this is hilarious!!

A Conversation from the "Coupling" series

Steve has just asked Susan out and she is doing her research on him

Susan: That Steve guy u know. How well do u know him. R u close
Jeff: Close! We are porn buddies
Susan: Porn buddies
Jeff: Oh yea
Susan: Is this a code, when u 2 were in prison or something.
Jeff: No, No, No, it’s a safety precaution
Jeff: Like a scuba diver he dives with a buddy in case he runs out of air
Susan: So r u telling me that a porn buddy stands for somebody who stands by with oxygen.
Jeff: No, many years ago, Steve and I exchange house keys
Susan: R u sure this is not a code
Jeff: This is not code
Susan: All right
Jeff: In the event of Steve s death, the first thing I would do (pause) upset though I would be, is to go to his house and remove all the pornography, before his parents can find it.
Susan: So cute!!
Jeff: And he s supposed to do the same for me. That s how close we are.
Susan: U guys have seriously made arrangements to destroy ur dirty mags.
Jeff: Who said destroy? (Grinning)
Susan: U wouldn’t keep them. Would u
Jeff: It’s a perk
Susan: Oh Jeff (walks away)
Jeff: That s the beauty of it u see, ur best friends dead, but there s a bright side to it.