Whoops Moment!!

Couple of years ago…

Me sharing a private moment with .............

THUD! THUD! THUD!!

Mr.M: Arshad Miya! HED KANDI NIGHT!! GATECRASHERS CALLING!!
Me: (Sleepish Tone) Dude! I am not well, u guys carry on…
MrG: What! No way! U never Miss Hed Kandi night
Me: (Sleepish Tone) I am not well mate
Mr.M: Dude! Open the door

(Frantic gestures in the background)

Me: (Sleepish Tone) I will see guys tomorrow
Mr.M: All right! R u sure u r gonna be all right
Me: (Sleepish Tone) yep
Mr.G: Dude do u wanna to see a doctor or something
Me: (Sleepish & irritated Tone) Nope! I am gonna be allright
Mr.M: R u Sure
Me: (Sleepish & irritated Tone) yeaaaaa
Mr.G to Mr.M: Dude! I think he’s gotta girl in there
Mr.M: Miya!! R u sure u don’t have a girl in there
Me: ( Sleepish Tone) No way mate
Mr.G : Dude! Why don’t u open the door
Me: (Sleepish Tone) Dude! I am not well!! Ill See u tomorrow
Mr.M to Mr.G: Let it be mate
(Sigh of relief)

Half an hour later

THUD! THUD! THUD

Mr.M: Arshad Miya! R u sure u r not coming
Me: SHUT THE F*** UP AND GET THE F*** OUT
Mr.M & Mr.G together: (laughing their heads out) He‘s definitely got a girl in there
Me: (WHOOPS!!!!!)